A       Am6     Amaj7   B       B7      C#      C#m     
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 |O||    ||||    OO||    ||||    ||||    OOO|    OO||   
 O|||    O|O|    ||||    ||OO    O|OO    ||||    ||||   
 ||||    |||O    ||||    |O||    |O||    ||||    ||||   
 ||||    |O||    ||||    O|||    ||||    |||O    |||O   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

Caug    D#      E       E7      Eaug    F#7     G#      
<====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  <====>  
 O|||    |||O    O|||    O|||    O|||    ||||    ||||   
 ||||    ||||    |||O    |O|O    ||||    ||O|    ||||   
 |||O    |OO|    ||||    ||||    |||O    O|||    |O|O   
 ||||    ||||    |O||    ||||    ||||    |O|O    ||O|   
.||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .||||   .O|||   
 ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||    ||||   

[intro]
E | Eaug
E | Eaug
E | Eaug
E | Eaug


[verse]
E                            A             B
 This year has been a little crazy for the Andersons
E                           A            B
 You may recall we had some trouble last year
E                         A              B
 The robot council had us banished to an asteroid
E                           A       B
 That hasn't undermined our holiday cheer.


[pre-chorus]
       C#m/G#           Caug/G#          E/G#                 F#7
And we know it's almost Christmas by the marks we make on the wall.
           B        B/C#    B7/D#
That's our favorite time of year.
 
Chorus
      E              Eaug             C#m/E
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
            E7           Amaj7              C#m
Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
          F#7                    B
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
      A              Am6
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.


[bridge]
E | Eaug
E | Eaug


[verse]
E                          A           B
 On every corner there's a giant metal Santa Claus,
E                         A           B
 Who watches over us with glowing red eyes.
E                            A                   B
 They carry weapons and they know if you've been bad or good.
E                         A        B
 Not everybody's good but everyone tries.


[pre-chorus]
        C#m/G#              Caug/G#       E/G#          F#7
And the rocks outside the airlock exude ammonia-scented snow.
          B        B/C#    B7/D#
It's like a Winter Wonderland.


[chorus]
      E              Eaug             C#m/E
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
            E7           Amaj7              C#m
Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
          F#7                    B
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
      A              Am6
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.


[solo]
E Caug A B
C#m F#7 A B
A B

E | Eaug
E | Eaug


[verse]
E                                A                B
 That's all the family news that we're allowed to talk about.
E                               A        B
 We really hope you'll come and visit us soon.
E                       A              B
 I mean we're literally begging you to visit us.
E                               A               B
 And make it quick before they [message redacted].


[pre-chorus]
         C#m/G#             Caug/G#              E/G#             F#7
Now it's time for Christmas dinner - I think the robots sent us a pie!
           B       B/C#    B7/D#
You know I love my soylent green.


[chorus]
      E              Eaug             C#m/E
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime,
            E7           Amaj7              C#m
Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords.
          F#7                    B
Did I say overlords? I meant protectors.
      A              Am6
Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.